Battletech: Skies Without End

Baby Got Battlemech

“Baby Got Mech”

[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her Mech.
It is so big. scoff She looks like,
one of those Highlander’ guys Battlemechs.
But, you know, who understands those Scottish Guys? scoff
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total Lyran, ‘kay?
I mean, her Mech, is just so big.
I can’t believe it’s just so tall, it’s like,
out there, I mean – gross. Look!
She’s just so … ASSAULT!

{Lyran Singer}
I like big Mechs and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a mech walks in with an itty bitty speed,
And a PPC thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna be tough
‘Cause you notice that PPC was stuffed
Deep in the Mech she’s piloting
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your planet from you
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that Mech you got makes me so scaredy
Ooh, polished-o’-smooth-armor

{Chorus}
Baby got Mech!
Yeah, baby … when it comes to Mechs, Liao ain’t got nothin’
to do with my selection. 75-45-75? Ha ha, only if she’s Canopian.

You say you wanna get in my Leopard?
Well, use me, use me
‘Cause you ain’t that average groupie
I’ve seen them Jumpin’
To hell with Coolin’
She’s Big, she’s Bad, You Bet.
Got it goin’ like a 100 ton Vet.
I’m tired of magazines
Sayin’ AC Ultras are the thing
Take the average mech man and ask him that
She gotta Big Mech, much Mech back.
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the Mech? (Hell yeah!)
Tell ’em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that Big Ass Mech!
Baby got Mech!

{Chorus}
Baby got Mech!
Yeah, baby … when it comes to Mechs, Liao ain’t got nothin’
to do with my selection. 75-45-75? Ha ha, only if she’s Canopian.

{Lyran Singer}

So your girlfriend rolls a Raven, playin’ workout tapes by Kali
But Kali ain’t got armor in the back of her Raven
My Atlas don’t want none.
Unless you’ve got big guns, hun
You can do SRMs or Lasers,
But please don’t lose that Gauss
Some brothers wanna play that light mech game.
And tell you that the Zeus ain’t much
So they toss it, hay leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Comstar says, you’re Assault!
Well I’m down with that!
‘Cause your Guns is big and your curves are kickin’
You just ain’t it, Miss Griffin!
Give me a Devastator, I can’t resist her
SRMs and LB-Xs didn’t miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis her’
He had game but he chose to hit ’em
And I pull up quick to get wit ’em
So ladies, if the Dropship is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-BRIDGET
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got MECH!

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